bear with tapeworms

I need to look like I’m exploring in a place like Antarctica. Want to send it as a joke to a friend to make them think I’m there. Include an explorer with their face covered in the photo that would be me. It needs to look like a solo shot of me at work as an explorer. Add some artic animals to it like a polar bear, penguins, whale, to make it realistic but funny 

Pookie bear

Lion and Bear

Guy fuck maddison bear

Guy fuck maddison bear

Bear with top hat

Cave bear dnd

Cave bear dnd 5e

Miniature poodle teddy bear cut

San francisco giants bear logo

Brown bear dnd

Bear form

Momma bear tattoo

Dnd 5e cave bear

Bear team logo

Smokey the bear muscles